Marc Lavallee:

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Marc Lavallee: FAIL

Zachery Bir:

“Thank you for your prompt reply. My mailing address is as follows:

Mr. Marc Lavallee
Washington, D.C.
Late-18th Century

Kindly hand-deliver, and my serving-man will give you a shiny tuppence.”